KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE TOLD BY A SIX-YEAR-OLD
Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)
Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)
Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)
Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange. Aren't you glad I didn't say banana? Oh--wait.
(Pause.)
Knock, knock.