Wednesday, July 18, 2007

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE TOLD BY A SIX-YEAR-OLD

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Orange. Aren't you glad I didn't say banana? Oh--wait.

(Pause.)

Knock, knock.