Question: Why did the dog's mom and his grandma run away from him?
Answer: Because he farted on them.
Explanation: Attempt by five-year-old to find legitimate use of normally forbidden word. Poo and pee jokes are equally entertaining.
About Me
- Thurbersmom
- Bedrock, Missouri
- Six kids, bio and adopted. Dogs, cats, birds, rabbits. Husband Fred (as in Flintstone). And me. Why blog? Well, some people are compelled to write things down, and some people aren't. It's like that tree that falls in the forest with no one there to hear it--if you don't write it down, did it really happen?
