Sunday, March 30, 2008

OUR LIFE

(1) How children's personalities are revealed through everyday conversation:

Lillie: "There's a first-grade girl that thinks she's (voice grows hushed) POPLIAR."

Francie, growling: "I'm gonna punch her!"


(2) Things we hope the children never tell anyone working for social services:

Lillie: "Francie and me share germs sometimes."

Mom, thinking: Well, of course, they probably drink out of the same glasses and stuff. Kids will be kids.

Lillie continues: "Sometimes we touch our tongues together."

Mom, thinking: Oh, dear.