Thursday, May 21, 2009

WHAT WE TEACH CHILDREN

Important Life Lesson #463:
How To Respond To Your Parents In A Wal-Mart Parking Lot

MOM
"Francie, go on over to the car."

CHILD
Option #1 (Correct): "Okay, mom."
Option #2 (Incorrect): "Yeah, where do you think I'm going, to the potato farm?"

(Potato farm? Don't ask me, she's never been to a potato farm as far as I know.)